A little They Might Be Giants wireless humor from SlashDot. The original is here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/12/07/2225235 Wireless Man, Wireless Man.
Doing the things that wireless can. BR What's he like? It's not important. BR Wireless Man. BR Is he a standard or is he a spec? BR When he's in the last mile does he connect? BR Or does the mile connect him instead? BR Nobody knows. Wireless Man.
Fiber man, fiber man BR Fiber man hates wireless man BR They have a fight, wireless wins BR Fiber man BR
DSL man, DSL man BR Size of an ILEC cable plant BR Unusually cruel to CLEC man BR DSL man
He's got reserves you can't withstand BR Anticompetative with shonky plans BR And when they meet, it's a no win land BR DSL man