A little ''They Might Be Giants'' wireless humor from SlashDot.  The original is [[http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/12/07/2225235|here]].

 Wireless Man, Wireless Man.
 Doing the things that wireless can. <<BR>>
 What's he like? It's not important. <<BR>>
 Wireless Man. <<BR>>
 Is he a standard or is he a spec? <<BR>>
 When he's in the last mile does he connect? <<BR>>
 Or does the mile connect him instead? <<BR>>
 Nobody knows. Wireless Man.

 Fiber man, fiber man <<BR>>
 Fiber man hates wireless man <<BR>>
 They have a fight, wireless wins <<BR>>
 Fiber man <<BR>>

 DSL man, DSL man <<BR>>
 Size of an ILEC cable plant <<BR>>
 Unusually cruel to CLEC man <<BR>>
 DSL man

 He's got reserves you can't withstand <<BR>>
 Anticompetative with shonky plans <<BR>>
 And when they meet, it's a no win land <<BR>>
 DSL man

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